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Monday, December 17, 2012

Battle of the six-packs: Mark Wright, Joey Essex, Peter Andre and er, Keith Lemon strip off for the naffest calendars of 2013


The only way is pouting: TOWIE's Mark Wright (left) and Joey Essex do their version of smouldering

With chests waxed and gleaming, make-up carefully applied and cheesy poses galore, it could only be TOWIE stars, Joey Essex and Mark Wright's 2013 calendars.
What's more, the tanned twosome aren't the only ones to get their pecs out. Joining them for 2013 is none other than hairy comedian, Keith Lemon. Ricky Whittle, Peter Andre and Tom Daley have also stripped for a good cause... their bank accounts.
Keith Lemon's calendar is - we hope - meant to be ironic, with the blonde dressed in an array of increasingly awful outfits, striking pose after hilarious pose all while pouting like a pro.

Bringing sexy back: Well padded comedian Keith Lemon poses by the pool in a fetching pair of trunks

His TOWIE competitors, meanwhile, take it all incredibly seriously with poses growing increasingly athletic as the months go on.
Cheesy as Mark Wright and Joey Essex' efforts are, they have competition for the naffest calendar of 2013 title.

Watch out Zoolander - you've got competition! Peter Andre (left) and Ricky Whittle strike a pose

You can almost smell the biscuits from here... A fake-tanned Mark Wright (left) and Joey Essex go topless

While Whittle plays it straight and sticks to straight-forward pouting in a variety of locations, Andre seems set on bringing Zoolander-style staring back into modelling fashion.
Shot after shot shows Andre gazing deeply into the camera lens and running through Zoolander's entire repertoire, starting with Blue Steel and ending with magnificent Magnum.
His consistency also extends to his wardrobe choices for the calendar, which in most images would appear to be next to nothing.

Inspiration? Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) demonstrates how to do the perfect 'Blue Steel' pose

Calendar specialists, Calendar Club, say that Harry Styles and co are on course to sell more than 60,000 calendars by the end of the year - more than 2009's New Moon calendar, which sold a whopping 54,000 copies.
Also predicted to be popular is teen popstar, Justin Bieber's effort, which contains images of the squeaky-clean singer dressed in his best and smiling for the camera.
British Olympic diving star, Tom Daley's calendar is also doing well and is currently the third highest selling calendar of 2012 (after One Direction and Bieber), despite only being released in October.

Number one: Fresh-faced good looks and a patriotic colour theme have helped make One Direction's calendar the biggest seller ever

Should you wish to get your hands on a Joey Essex, Mark Wright or Justin Bieber calendar to brighten up your mornings for 2013, you'll find them in one of Calendar Club's 300 stores nationwide or online at

Teenage dream: Canadian popstar Justin Bieber's calendar has proved almost as popular

Popular: Along with the likes of One Direction star Zayn Malik (left), diver Tom Daley has also proved a hit

source: dailymai

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